Dexter Claus Quietly Gives A Couple Little Gifts

With an 0 for 3 night, Fowler now has consecutive hitless games. He did, however, score a run and add a stolen base to his hitless night.

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Digging into his bag of goodies, Dexter Claus produced a couple of nifty gifts to prove that a) his bag is never empty, and b) even during recession-esque games, kids will not go presentless. Much like his jolly December counterpart, Dexter Claus flew under the radar last night and will probably continue to do so until Major League Baseball develops its own version of NORAD to track his journey straight into the 2013 All Star Game. For now, simply sit back and enjoy seeing what others can't: that valuable present hidden in the corner of the living room that turns out to be second base. Because when Dexter Claus steals second base, he takes the actual base.