Saturday, April 20, 2013

Ghost Man Warms Cold Coors Field

Fowler posted an 0 for 4 night, dropping his average to .263.

Spin:

Still playing in sub-zero Colorado temperatures, Fowler warmed his teammates up by cooling himself down by performing what he ostensibly referred to as a "ghost reversal." This term, while unknown to the general population, is commonly-used amongst the paranormal community. Fowler's usage of such vocabulary and ensuing demonstration of it only goes to show his ability to shift between the different frequencies of alternate worlds. It can now be safely assumed that Fowler exists as both ghost and man. Ghost Man.

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