Another solid game against the Braves for Fowler, he went 2
for 5 with 2 RBI and a walk.
Spin:
After raking in Tuesday’s doubleheader, Fowler drove immediately
to Home Depot following the game in order to buy a rake. Rather than keeping it on a metaphorical
level, he took said rake home, broke off the handle, and secured both ends into
the industrial-sized lathe he keeps in his bedroom. Fowler worked through the night, his bedroom
being sprinkled by flakes of rake, which emitted a very soft wood smell. The smell of Fowler’s bedroom is
unimportant. What is important is that
Fowler carved a bat out of a fucking rake and then used that bat to literally
rake a single and double in his game the following day. The two baserunners who scored on his hits
were rewarded with an up-close look at Fowler’s new rake bat.
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