Thursday, April 3, 2014

Papelbon Blows Save, Celebrates By Watching Major League II

Paprika walked in the winning run on six pitches in Wednesday's 4-3 loss to the Rangers.

Spin: This is Pap-Smear's first blown save this season, adding worry to fantasy owners concerned about last season's 29th-best conversion rate. The closer shrugged off those concerns as he watched Major League II on the flight to Chicago. "Does Rich Vaughn get concerned when he struggles in the beginning of the season? No." said Papier Mache. "Eventually he ditches the smoking-hot babe for that plain-Jane girl, gets his hair chopped, and adds the glasses for a finishing touch. And then they make the playoffs."

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