Fowler went 1 for 4 last night, ending his hitless streak at 5 games.
Spin: The entire Rockies team has struggled against the Cardinals' pitching staff. After the game, it was revealed that Rockies' players were on a hunger strike, protesting their shitty play. The strike lasted until the 8th inning, when Chef Dexter threw on his apron and prepared an early Mother's Day Brunch. The offerings were irresistible, with Chef Dexter serving his famous "Dexter Toast," which is really just grilled, mascarpone-stuffed, challah French toast. After sampling the fare, which included a side of locally-raised, organic maple-smoked, thick-cut bacon, Nolan Arenado immediately lined a single to center. Chef Dexter fancies dishes preceded by several adjectives, and followed by one-out singles. Definitely keep him in your lineup tomorrow, since he'll be serving a dexterlicious assortment of scones prior to the Rocks' 1.35 game in St. Louis.
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