Fowler, who went 1 for 1 with a walk, had an early exit from last night's game due to a sore right hip flexor.
Spin: Hip flexors are friggin' annoying injuries. I should know--I'm fighting one right now after going 4 for 5 in my debut softball game last Saturday. Fantasy owners shouldn't fret over this, though, since Fowler is now batting 1.000 in his last 2 plate appearances, and was immediately taken to the University of Colorado Hospital where doctors replaced his hips with Vince Coleman's, circa 1985.
Backspin: Coleman stole a shit ton of bags in 1985, and we expect Fowler back in the lineup tonight, where he'll end up with at least 3 stolen bases and use a golf club to smack a homerun. In preparation for this new Fowlman Centaur, Manager Walt Weiss has Fowler batting 1st and 2nd, prohibited firecrackers in the locker room, and ordered the grounds crew to throw away the field tarp.
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