Fowler Recruits 'Stros Players For Beer League Softball Team

Fowler posted a solid night at the plate, going 1 for 3 with a run, RBI, and stolen base. He also wrapped two more walks into the game.

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Ever of the quantifier/qualifier kind, Fowler used his superior skills of assessment and detachment last night to calculate the true worth of Houston's players. Many of these players have been denigrated for being part of the fighting-for-worst-team in baseball. However, the disparagement lofted their way has neglected to be accompanied by the qualifier that these players are bad for major league baseball. This Dexter Fowler realized in his unbiased, sage-like manner that he is so wont to slip into from time to time. As a result, Fowler decided to get on base several times last night in order to approach Astros players about the possibility of them joining his buddy's beer league softball under the premise that they would then crush instead of be crushed. Many of the Astros players showed interest, particularly J.D. Martinez, Brandon Barnes, and Cris Carter who were also mesmerized by Fowler's ability to take leads that stretched into the outfield just so he could discuss this exciting new opportunity with them. This inspired the Astros players to then beat the Rockies in order to prove that they would absolutely mash in beer league softball.