Fowler went 1 for 4 with a sacrifice bunt in the Rockies win over the Cubs.
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Fowler apparently decided to take a consecutive night off, opting to haul a folding chair out to centerfield and more or less hang out for all nine innings. In true spirit of the fans at Wrigley, Fowler slouched slovenly in an uncomfortable seat while proceeding to get aggressively drunk on beer as the game progressed. He did, however, still manage to collect a hit over the course of the game, something that Cubs fans have never accomplished and Cubs hitters rarely accomplish. When asked about this unorthodox contribution to Major League Baseball, Fowler was physically unable to comment due to his raging BAC level. It was later noticed that Wrigley's ivy had begun proliferating at a dangerous rate as a result of the extent to which Fowler organically watered them throughout the ballgame.
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