Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Fowler Goes 0 for 3 After Lunching With Charles Ramsey

Fowler went 0 for 3 with a walk in the face of a near-dominant performance by Hiroki Kuroda.

Spin: This lackluster outing exerted gravity on DF's average, bringing it back down closer to earth (.287). Still, Fowler gets a pass here, since earlier in the day he was in Cleveland, where he helped Charles Ramsey rescue 3 women from captivity. The two were lunching on a McDonald's Happy Meal, when Fowler noticed screams coming from a neighboring house. The two kicked down the door, freeing the women after 10 years in captivity.

Fowler has a history of heroic actions: he was previously recognized for helping a drunk Denzel Washington safely land a commercial jet by flying it upside down. Fantasy owners should be starting him tonight, since he'll likely be saving Juan Nicasio after he gives up 4 runs over 3 frames.

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