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A man purported to have resembled Fowler was spotted playing shoeless in the men's blue-collar Industrial League last night. The unknown man seemed to possess an ability so inhuman that his opponents intentionally walked him in his final two at-bats after he'd already blasted a home run and two triples. Throughout the game, a young boy continually leaned over the grandstand railing to ask the unknown man, "Are you Dexter Fowler?" to which he replied each time, "Don't know what you're talkin' about, kid." After the game ended, a very touching moment transpired as the unknown man, about to leave, called for the boy. Tossing a ball to the boy, he said, "Don't tell no one, ya hear?" Shivers of realization crept over the boy as he watched the unknown man, glove hanging from the bat against his shoulder, vanish into a cornfield.
While Fowler's presence at an Industrial League baseball game was not confirmed, it remains undecided as to whether or not the participation of man who is able to vanish into a fucking cornfield will cause the game's outcome to be negated.
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