Fowler Steals Base From Wealthy San Francisco, Gives It To Impoverished Oakland

Fowler continued his slump, going 1 for 5 while also stealing a base. 

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Setting foot in the high-priced city of San Francisco set Fowler off on the wrong foot Thursday night as he looked out, over the bay that separates the haves from the have nots.  Fowler's mood darkened substantially as he glared at the leper colony called Oakland that is left isolated as if its inhabitants are too diseased to be a part of mainstream society.  This altered state was apparent in his first at-bat when he struck out swinging, his head clearly looking towards the bay and not on the pitch.  In his second at-bat, however, things were markedly different as Fowler approached the batter's box with a bow and arrow, the movie Motorcycle Diaries, and every other figurative possession one could behold.  He proceeded to bat the ball so hard into the ground that it was momentarily mistaken for a meteorite striking the earth as he flew through first base in reap of an infield single.  Fowler then searched the stadium, looking into the evil eyes of San Francisco fans. Without breaking eye contact, he stole second base, unearthing it and sprinting directly towards the bay, diving in, and swimming it all the way to Oakland.  There, he presented them with a base that had turned into ten bags of gold. 

Because it's not that Fowler is against rich people; it's that he's for poor people.