Fowler had another tough night at the plate, going 0 for 3 against a strong outing by Cardinals' pitcher Shelby Miller.
Spin: Miller has been dealing all season, so it's no shock he held the visiting Rockies to just 1 hit over 9 frames. What is shocking, however, is that Cardinals' hitting coach--the legendary Mark McGwire--was seen trying to give pointers to Rockies' players prior to the game. And by "pointers" we mean "He was trying to inject steroids in their asses." He also suggested Fowler try more of an uppercut swing from the left side of the plate, a tactic McGwire said would continue Fowler's power surge from that side of the plate. After the game, Fowler realized this was complete bullshit and slept with McGwire's wife.
Moral of the story: Don't fuck with Dexter.
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